Ranger’s Log: Snoring Through Spreadsheets and a New Toy Surprise

Hey, it’s Ranger, your favorite six-month-old Boston Terrier, back with another office tale. My human’s hunched over the desk, clicking away at something called “spreadsheets for project management”—sounds like a snooze to me. Lucky for us, the day got a lot more exciting with a surprise gift. Here’s how it went down!

Snoring Like a Champ

The human’s got these big grids on the screen—rows, columns, “tasks,” “deadlines”—yawn! I’m sprawled out in my bed by the desk, letting out the loudest snores I can muster. They’re snorting, grumbling, full-on Boston Terrier symphonies. Every now and then, the human glances over and chuckles, “Ranger, you’re louder than my keyboard!” I take that as a win—keeping the vibe chill while they organize whatever a “project” is.

The Latte Toy Jackpot

Then, the door swings open, and the human’s friend walks in with a gift for me—a stuffed red coffee latte cup with foam that squeaks! I leap up, tail wagging like crazy, and snatch it from their hands. Squeak, squeak, squeak—I’m tossing it, chasing it, making it my new best friend. The human’s still spreadsheet-ing, but now they’re laughing at my latte obsession. It’s the perfect break from all that clicking!

Back to Nap Mode

After a solid latte-chasing session, I’m tuckered out. I drag my new toy to my bed, plop down, and start snoring again—this time with the latte tucked under my paw. The human’s muttering about “milestones” and “timelines,” but I’m dreaming of foam-topped adventures. I’m the real MVP here, keeping the office fun while the spreadsheets pile up.

From snoring through the boring bits to squeaking up a storm with my new latte toy, I’m living my best office life. The human can keep their project management—I’ll stick to being the chaos king. Til next time!